Are You smarter than a Prostitute?

Well, I know you all took the poll and voted to read "Ice Cream Paint job" as the next entry, but I wanted more time to prepare my thoughts. So I decided to write this one. Now I'm sure you all are wondering from the title, "Everyone is smarter than prostitutes, DUH!!!" However this is NOT TRUE!!! There are people on this planet called Earth that are NOT smarter than a Prostitute....

DO YOU ALL WANT TO GUESS WHO THESE PEOPLE COULD BE???

Well, these people are none other than our well known, been around the block, inhumane SHONES! Yes, I said it shones are not smarter than Prostitutes. I know you are thinking like Dang how could a Prostitute be smarter than a shone, but no worries because I will be sure to inform you. Because you know the ArchiFord serves to entertain, yet EDUCATE society on some of the atrocities that exist such as shones.

(***DISCLAIMER: IT HAS ALSO BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPECULATING AS TO WHAT MY OBSESSION IS WITH SHONES! I DO NOT, I REPEAT, I DO NOT HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH SHONES! HOWEVER, SHONES ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER OUR CAMPUS.. I HAVE ENCOUNTERED NUMEROUS SHONES ON THIS CAMPUS WHO HAVE MANIPULATED THEIR WAYS IN, WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING.. ITS TIME TO TAKE ACTION AND PUT THESE SHONES IN THE PLACES THEY BELONG! ***)

Ok now that that is over we can get back to our discussion of shones and prostitutes.

SHONES V. PROSTITUTES:

• BOTH ARE VERY PROMISCUOUS: OF COURSE WE ARE ALL AWARE HOW PROMISCUOUS AND SEXUAL BOTH OF THESE TYPES OF INDIVIDUALS CAN BE.
• SHONES ARE OPPORTUNIST: THEY DO WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. THEY DO NOT CARE WHO THEY HAVE TO USE, ABUSE, OR MANIPULATE TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. THEY ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WAYS TO ADVANCE.
  
• PROSTITUTES ARE ENTREPRENEURS: PROSTITUTES ARE ALL ABOUT MARKETING THEIR PRODUCT AND GETTING THE HIGHEST BIDDER. THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BUSINESS PEOPLE. THEY ARE ALWAYS THINKING IN TERMS OF THEIR ASSETS AND ACQUIRING MORE.
• THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE & THE BIGGEST FACTOR THAT ENABLES SHONES TO BE VIEWED AS DUMB WHEN COMPARED TO PROSTITUTES... IS THE FACT THAT PROSTITUTES GET PAID FOR WHAT THEY DO. Shones give up the goods for FREE! I mean you could say they may be getting attention or food or maybe even positions but prostitutes are making $$$$$$. Prostitutes may be a lot of things but at least they get paid for the dirty work they do. They are all about their money and no one messes with their money!

Shones, who are already viewed as low and inhumane creatures on this Earth, should strive to be more like prostitutes. Instead of actually giving it up to every person you have ever encountered on this campus, you should go on the corner of Gale Lemerand & Museum around Midnight and sell your services. At least get paid for ALL the dirty work you have been doing for 19 years of your life for free. But remember to make the money and to not let the money make you!