IS IT SWINE FLU OR SHONE FLU?
As you all are aware the newest epidemic that has been spreading lately is Swine Flu. There have been outbreaks all over the world with this condition. The University of Florida has even projected that almost half of the school could get infected. This is crazy! After much deliberation, thought, and research I have concluded that Swine Flu is related with Shonery.
Now I know you are asking "How can this disease from a pig be related with Shoning?"
And no I'm not saying the pigs are shoning!
What I am saying is that the numerous outbreaks of Swine flu are associated with Shoning.
SO I KNOW YOU ASK, WELL HOW IS THAT TRUE?
Well my people, as we all know Shones are quite promiscuous people who tend to frolic or shall I say mess/fool/ kick it with A LOT of different people for different reasons. Shones are also known to give up the goods whenever necessary to whoever is available. With these transactions come the spreading of germs and diseases like Swine flu.
Example of the Contamination: One shone gets swine flu and sleeps with Person A thru Y (The shone doesn't like Z's). Person A thru Y gets infected with Swine Flu all because of ONE SHONE!!!
This doesn't make since, SHONES CANNOT BE IN CONTROL OF THIS EPIDEMIC! If shones would stop shoning, accept the fact that they are a shone, and receive proper help for their condition, then the WORLD would be a better place.
SO here are some last minute words of advice:
1. KEEP YOUR HAND SANITIZER READY!
2. DO NOT BE IN CLOSED ROOMS WITH SHONES (THEY MAY HAVE SWINE FLU!)
3. MOST IMPORTANTLY, DO NOT MESS WITH A SHONE, THEY WILL INFECT YOU!!!
Now I know you are asking "How can this disease from a pig be related with Shoning?"
And no I'm not saying the pigs are shoning!
What I am saying is that the numerous outbreaks of Swine flu are associated with Shoning.
SO I KNOW YOU ASK, WELL HOW IS THAT TRUE?
Well my people, as we all know Shones are quite promiscuous people who tend to frolic or shall I say mess/fool/ kick it with A LOT of different people for different reasons. Shones are also known to give up the goods whenever necessary to whoever is available. With these transactions come the spreading of germs and diseases like Swine flu.
Example of the Contamination: One shone gets swine flu and sleeps with Person A thru Y (The shone doesn't like Z's). Person A thru Y gets infected with Swine Flu all because of ONE SHONE!!!
This doesn't make since, SHONES CANNOT BE IN CONTROL OF THIS EPIDEMIC! If shones would stop shoning, accept the fact that they are a shone, and receive proper help for their condition, then the WORLD would be a better place.
SO here are some last minute words of advice:
1. KEEP YOUR HAND SANITIZER READY!
2. DO NOT BE IN CLOSED ROOMS WITH SHONES (THEY MAY HAVE SWINE FLU!)
3. MOST IMPORTANTLY, DO NOT MESS WITH A SHONE, THEY WILL INFECT YOU!!!
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