That was EASY!!!!

I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with the "easy button." These easy buttons can be purchased at a local Staples store or on staples.com. The purpose of the buttons is to identify something as being easy and not very difficult.

Now that you all know some brief background on this product, I will now show you the correlation between this product and shoning. As we all know shoning is an epidemic, that is surrounding us all. We can not be naive about this condition because people are shoning all around. We also know that Shone/Swine Flu is also taking over the world. So if you know that someone is in fact a SHONE, then stay far, far, far away from them because you WILL get "the SWINE!"

Ok so now that I have updated you all on all of the old news we can now discuss the easy button. Shones these days need to be mandated by law to carry an easy button with them at all times! It is UNCONSTITUTIONAL for these inhumane individuals to walk around and mislead innocent people. The easy buttons would serve numerous purposes:

• Networking- Shones with these buttons can network and discuss individuals who they have encountered on their journey to Shonedom.
  
• Identification- Innocent individuals will be able to easily identify those people who are shones and should not be messed with.
  
• Acknowledgment- Individuals with these buttons are acknowledging the fact that they are easy individuals, who will give it up to any one.

So if any of you know any shones, please feel free to provide them with an easy button, because that is just what they are, EASY!!! Whenever you encounter a shone, all you have to do is go push the button and it will respond with "That was easy!" Feel free to call the police if you feel that there are shones attempting to perpetrate and deny their shonery. Remember the first step is Denial, so they will deny being a shone. However, actions speak louder than words. Also, remember you cannot turn a ho (shone) into a housewife. So if you find a shone, run the other way, but only after you press their easy button.