Wednesday, March 24, 2010

WHERE THE SHONES AT?

Like Fonsworth Bently stated at The Florida Invitational Step Show (FISS) this year "Where the shones at?" This is a very good question. I mean granted I am sure we all know at least one person whom we deem as a hoe or shone. But have you realized that those that were once the HSICs (Head Shones in Charge) have now dwindled away?

2010 MUST BE THE YEAR OF REFORMED HOES.

You know it used to be so easy to just name the shones on this campus like nothing. It was like reciting your alphabet (you could probably have named a shone for each letter as well). Shones were proud of the work they were doing. They were in this secret competition with each other over who was the best at it. They were not ashamed of their actions.

Not anymore. Now all these "once" shones are reformed. They've turned their lives over. They've been reborn again. I guess a trip to First Assembly will do that to you; make you forget all of your slorish ways and change for the betterment of society. Reformed hoes are now in monogamous relationships, and treating themselves like human beings instead of sex objects. I'm sure alot of us are quite confused by this transformation, but I guess you just have to chalk it up to most, not all, people has a bad first year of college. A year in which they go wild, and just give it up to everyone.

Nowadays the dynamic of hoedom has severely declined. I am by NO means saying that there aren't any hoes out there, hey I can name about two right now. What I am saying is that, hoes are doing a better job of being lowkey with there ways. We dont necessarily hear about who the hoes are anymore. SO I do applaud the NEW hoes on this campus for doing a job well done and keeping there names out of others mouths, for the most part. BUT REMEMBER WHATS DONE IN THE DARK, ALWAYS COMES TO LIGHT.