Shoning: The New Epidemic Part 2

SHONERY-The act of shoning; the numerous shenanigans involved with being promiscuous and a shone. Shonery is a condition in which shones continually practice on a daily.

So I'm sure you all are wondering how does one become qualified as a shone, and the different steps of shoning. Well its your just your luck because I am here to bring you all the answers to these questions.

To start, how can one be qualified as a shone?

-This is pretty easy to answer, but I will still go into details about it.

At my internship in Cambridge, MA i teach my kids how to think of things using the "if and only if" theory. This theory can definitely be used to discuss shonery as well.

A person can be a SHONE if and only if....

1)... they sleep around with numerous individuals: It doesn't matter if you are single and not talking to anyone. Being single does not justify shoning, it is merely an EXCUSE! Sleeping with/ messing with/ fooling around with or whatever other phrase you like to use to describe promiscuous activity with others is definitely shonish.

2)... they sleep/mess with others while they are in a monogamous relationship: If you mess with others while you are in a relationship, you are definitely a SHONE! This type of shone can also be considered a cheater. Both terms apply, you can choose to use either word, they are interchangeable.

3)... they flirt with others with the intent of having some sort of sexual benefits: This can apply to those who can be found sexting on a regular basis. Its okay to converse with others, but when your convo is ONLY about getting some, then maybe your a shone. Or maybe even a sex addict. You should definitely ask Eric Benet how he handled his addiction.

4)... they do things with others to get something in return: This can also be considered prostitution, but once again either word could apply. Shones can easily do things with others to get something in return. This return could be monetary, items, or even postions. And yes I said POSITIONS! Shones have be found to sleep with others to get positions they want, and may not necessarily deserve.

5)... they mess with or attempt to mess with individuals in committed relationships: People who know that someone is with someone, but still tries to get them are SHONES! No means no people. No one should strive to break up a happy home. This type of shone can also be called homewreckers.


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There are 5 different stages to realizing that one is a shone. These stages are similar to the 5 stages of dealing with grief. They are:

1-Denial-"I'm no shone!", No one wants to admit that they may be a shone or have shoning tendencies. Shones will swear you up and down that they are not shones, cuz they dont sleep wit everyone, but their actions say otherwise. Actions always speak louder than words.

2-Anger-"Y'all are just haters cuz I get mine.", Shones often times believe that other people are just jealous of them because they get what they want. This cant be further from the truth. We are not jealous that you are a shone with a "Burning Bush" (I will tell you about that later.)

3-Bargaining-"I promise I'll be a better person if people would stop luring me for more."Shones tend to put things off on others. During this stage they try to include others into there dilemmas by bargaining with them.

4-Depression-"Man, I don't care what you think." During this stage shones feel overwhelmed, they are also frustrated and have self pity. They are beginning to realize that they could possibly be a shone, but still arent ready to admit it.

5-Acceptance- "I am a shone and am working to improve on my actions!" Shones have to accept their fate, not just try to bear it quietly. Once a shone admits and accepts that they are shones or have shoning tendencies, then they can work on becoming reformed. Accept and embrace!

HAPPY ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ARCHIFORD! STAY TUNED! WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED! MANY MORE WORDS/PHRASES COMING UP! AND DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE ARCHIFORD'S INCREDIBLY FUNNY BLOG TOPICS. COMING SOON, SHONING: THE NEW EPIDEMIC PART 2. ITS ONLY GETTING BETTER! STAY TUNED.

Shoning: The New Epidemic

I'm sure you are all aware of the two leading epidemics facing African Americans today. WHich is STDs/STIs and unexpected pregnancy. We know how important it is to NEVER have unprotected sex, and how important it is to get tested. Remember: "To lead you must be AWARE," so know your status. Okay so enough with the safe sex spiel. Now onto the subject of shoning.

Before we get into this discussion I deem it necessary to first define what a shone is.

Shone-

N. A person who divulges in promiscuous sexual behavior on a daily basis. This person is known as fast and easy and will do what ever it takes to get what they want. They are not necessarily a prostitute, however, there work at times can be similar. The act of shoning normally occurs when an individual in a monogamous relationship creeps and cheats on their significant others. Other terms that could be used to describe a shone is smut, hoe, and trick just to name a few.

So now that you all are aware of what a shone is, we can go ahead and discuss this newly found epidemic. So just like STIs, shoning is beginning to sweep across our communities rapidly. I do not know if there is something in the water causing this new uproar, if so, do not drink the water. I REPEAT! DO NOT DRINK THE TAINTED SHONING WATER! Shoning is a deadly epidemic that can cause the demise of reputations, self-respect, friendships, and of course relationships.

1. Reputations- As stated previously, shones are not known to be angelic by the community. They are often times viewed as home wreckers (For example, Monica Lewinski and Sun-Yi Previn). Sometimes shones do not care if their name is tainted because they are proud of the work they do. They feel like they are an all star and they can just take it.

2. Self-Respect- The more a n individual shones, the more and more respect they are losing for themselves. Any person that would willingly give it up to a random just for self gratification or for monetary reasons (this makes them similar to prostitutes), does not have love or respect for their very own bodies. Ladies, your bodies should be your temple. You can not just left Tom, Dick, and Harry just climp your empire. Lets have some carriers to entry. Do not let people put dents in your temples.

3. Friendships- If shoning involves friends it could often times turn ugly. No one wants to be told that their best friend is a p-popping shone who just gives it up. People realize these days that birds of a feather flock together. Therefore, if one member of the group is a shone, then most and likely the entire group will be judged and viewed as shones. It is all about being guilty by association. You could definitely lose friends over ones shoning ways.

4. Relationships- **** This is the biggest and most important one. Although losing a friend is difficult, but losing a relation is hard as well. Shoning does nothing for a relationship but create tension, controversy, and arguments. No one wants to stay in a relationship with a person who cheats on them and does not stay in the monogamous relationship. Point blank period, if you are in a relation then DO NOT SHONE!

Getting back to this epidemic that is surrounding us all. Shoning is not good for you, though you may think so, and though it may feel good. IT IS BAD!!! It causes too much chaos and should not be practiced. If you have the opportunity to stop a shone in action, please do so. We must put an end to this new epidemic.

We will later analyze the reasons Why people shone!

Word of the day: Dank

Word of the day: Dank

A term used to describe something or someone that is fly and has swavor for days. If something is considered dankish, then it is considered to be fly and exhibit je na se qua characteristics. A person who exudes dank qualities is of high quality and style.

Man A to Man B: "Yo dawg, did you go to the Cudi Concert."

Man B to Man A: "Naw man, I aint go, but I heard it was dank man."

Man A to Man B: "Yea man, you missed out for real, Cudi is just different from the rest he got that swavor though."

Swagga' Jackin'

Phrase of the Day: Swagga Jackin

The act of copping, stealing, or attempting to borrow thw swag of another individual. A swagga jacker is often a lame, loser, square who is attempting to be more like the person who has that swag. These people are perpetrators, who try to live their lives through others. Do NOT be fooled by Swagga Jacks, they can be found all over. BEWARE!!!

Sasha:"Wat up KeKe, so I just bought some new shoes. They are just like Amanda's. I am going to be so FLY."

KeKe:"Girl, why you trying to swagga jack that girl style. Be original for once and stop copying people. UGH."

Word of the day: Salope

Salope-

An expression yelled out at a male/female who exemplifies the necessary qualifications to be considered promiscuous and scandalous. These type of people often times does something strange for some change (It's a Recession!).

"Mary Sue over there will do anything you ask her too. She is a big salope and she don't even care."